Do I work // or is it Fast Five

Every time I start a new project, it is like a story – something crazy that I do. As i start off a new project, I think of this being another story and a very similar to what I have just delivered. And it simply compelling when I think of me as a living a Fast Five.

[divider scroll_text=”HERE COMES THE STORY”]

 

[column col=”2/5″]It all start when we get an opportunity of working on a project. It is the most craziest thing we got to do; something we have never done the last time. We need a team and folks who can do special things and all of those people are excited to be part of the ‘crazy stuff’. Most important we need 2 precision drivers – no project that I have delivered has been delivered who can do wonders – can be the arch, the leads, the technologists, the PMs, the developers.[/column]

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[divider scroll_text=”Project Starts”]

 

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[column col=”2/5″]Finally we have the project and we know the people we know who are going to do all the stuff done and we start assembling the team. And we all know We got to get the job done.[/column]

[divider scroll_text=”One More Time – YET AGAIN”]

 

[column col=”2/5″]I can’t say enough but I will say it one more time – This is some crazy stuff we do but when we get it done we get rewarded by people knowing we did it one hell of a job – like getting in a police station and steal 100M $$$.[/column]

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[divider scroll_text=”There are Challenges – and big ones”]

 

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[column col=”2/5″]Oh Yeah!! There are!! There are problems and issues internal and external that keep coming at us with full speed. They don’t allow us to get into our zone to get the stuff done, but we go to!![/column]

[divider scroll_text=”Running ain’t freedom”]

 

[column col=”2/5″]We know we got to solve the problem and get rid of them. We know we can’t run away. [/column]

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[divider scroll_text=”We don’f fail – not today”]

 

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[column col=”2/5″]The only way to deal with the challenges and everything that gets thrown as us is to deal with aggression; to do what we do best.  [/column]

[divider scroll_text=”And yet – It is Misson Insane”]

 

[column col=”2/5″]The projects gets tougher by the hour till the point it seems impossible. We will see everything going against us, nothing would work the way it is supposed to and then boom – there is this big crash.

Yet nothing changes – it is business as usual for us.[/column]

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[divider scroll_text=”The Rockstars”]

 

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[column col=”2/5″]And when we need the most, there are our Rock stars who would be ready to jump off of the cliff. They are the people who will do that nobody can think it can be done. [/column]

[divider scroll_text=”The Winners Walking Proud”]

 

[column col=”2/5″]And in the end we all walk proud. We deliver with Quality.[/column]

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[divider scroll_text=”Now Watch the whole story unfold”]

 

Now that I have narrated how a project looks like for me in piece meals, here is how it looks like a whole.

Interesting version of Ramayana

A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of “Diwali” to his younger brother, this is how he went about it…..

“So, there was a guy called ‘Ram’, this dude had a big cool kingdom and people liked him. But, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, to some national forest or something…. Since he was going, for something like more than 10 years or so…. he decided to get his wife and his bro along…. you know…so that they could all chill out together. But

Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit… really man…they had monkeys and devils and all the shit like that. But this macho dude, Ram, kicked them with darts and bows and arrows… so it was coool.

But then some bad gangstar boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, our man, and also his bro, Lax man,were reeealy pissed off… all the gods were with him… So anyways, we won’t mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro got an army of monkeys…

Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys…. just go along with me, OK…

So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whipped this gangsta’s ass in his own hood….Anyways, by this time, their time was up in the forest… and anyways… it gets kinda boring, you know… no TV or malls or other stuffs. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home… and when the people realized that the macho dude, his bro and his babe are back home…. they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice… and they didn’t have any bars or clubs in those days… so they couldn’t take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and stuff … and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also…so it was pretty cooool… you know wIth all those fireworks and puff…. Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks… And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started.

The mother fainted………