I just came across this one and while it was funny – that’s exactly what happened with me today.
Love you Scott Adams for giving us Dilbert!!
A friend sent this to me in an email // all the attribution for this goes to her. But, this joke is wow!! i almost fell from chair laughing.
[quote align=”center” color=”#999999″]Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
Yes, I know you.”
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?”
She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was
a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.”
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
“If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the
I was supposed to book flight tickets for my wife and kid in June. I tried to do this last night with error on ClearTrip.com and then I decided I would do it on Monday. I came back today and the prices had doubled up. Shit!! Then, my wife comes and tells me – if you are not coming we didn’t need this.
Double Shit!! I just spend 15K and I am told this was not needed and I cant even go back and cancel – Shit Shit Shit!!